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TITLE: The Case of the Missing Wheetabix
CONTENT: implied sex
SUMMARY: Giles is upset about his missing Wheetabix Done for giles_shorts prompt 'fair'.
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Length: 148 words.
"We're out of wheetabix, again, because someone keeps crumbling them up in his blood," remarked Giles.
"Yeah, that would be me. And?"
"And it's not fair that your little compulsion to give texture to your blood means that I have to suffer without Wheetabix for breakfast."
"Very little in life is fair, Watcher. Such as me being tossed upon your gentle mercies and giving blowjobs and such. Scarcely fair but you don't hear me complaining about it."
"Yes, but you enjoy it."
Spike chuckled. "Well that explains that."
Giles sighed exasperatedly. "Still doesn't solve the problem of what I'm going to eat for breakfast."
Spike grinned and shrugged. "How about you find out what I'm about to eat and it'll take your mind off breakfast." He strode over and sank to his knees in front of Giles.
Soon after, Giles reflected, he had indeed stopped thinking about breakfast.